21 Things Every Midwesterner and Westcoaster Should Know about New Jersey and New York

Welcome to New Jersey and New York. As west coast and Midwest import, I would like to share some of the more pronounced regional differences I’ve learned that will help you understand, appreciate, and love the great land of New Jersey and the 3 1/2 States of New York.

  1. Unprotected Left-Hand Turns Have the Right-of-Way
  2. Jughandles
  3. The Only Rule of the Road: Efficiency
  4. Public Transportation: Everybody does it
  5. No License? No Problem.
  6. Every Town is the Center of the Universe
  7. Being “From Here”
  8. No, Really, New Jersey is Beautiful
  9. The Statue of Liberty is Actually in New Jersey—Sort of
  10. There are 3 1/2 States of New York
  11. “Uptown,” “Midtown,” and “Downtown” are Three Different Places
  12. It’s the “Shore,” not the “Beach”
  13. Foodie Heaven
  14. Conversation is a Sport; Like Jousting
  15. Treat Sidewalks like Offensive Football
  16. Jaywalking
  17. Stand Right, Walk Left
  18. Role of Government
  19. Tolls
  20. Parking
  21. Homes and Other Stuff

Driving and Public Transportation


1. Unprotected Left-Hand Turns Have the Right-of-Way

Every state has its driving quirks. California has “rolling stops,” and Utah has “rolling barricades.” New Jersey has a few driving quirks of its own.

If you are the first car at a stoplight making an unprotected left-hand turn, you have the right of way… at least by custom. Oncoming traffic will wait for you, and if you don’t take the free left, you’re likely to get a honk from the person behind you.

Taking the left turn (quickly, and without hesitation) is considered good driving etiquette because it does not delay oncoming traffic, and speeds the motorists behind you who want to go straight through the intersection. Don’t hesitate—hesitation and trepidation will only confuse other motorists, create a hazard, and earn you glares and honks.

Disclaimer: Either do this right or don’t do it at all. If you get T-boned in New Jersey, “I read on a blog post that I had the right of way” is not a valid defense.

2. Jughandles

Jughandle Configurations

Jughandle Configurations

New Jersey uses a strange, but efficient intersection configuration called a “jughandle.” Some intersections require you to exit to the right in order to make a left- or U-turn. After you exit to the right, a short strip of road will swing you out to the right, then turn in and intersect the main road at a 90 degree angle. You finish your left-hand turn by going straight through the intersection, or complete the U-turn by turning left.

From above, they can look a little like jug handles.

This sign indicates a Jughandle.

This sign indicates a Jughandle.

They’re not so bad once you get used to them. But annoyingly, the jughandle is not uniformly implemented, even on a single stretch of road; so be prepared to make a last-second dart to the right or left to make a left-hand or U-turn. Road signs that say “U Turn,” and point to the right indicate a jughandle.

3. The Only Rule of the Road: Efficiency

Just remember one thing when driving in New Jersey and New York: Efficiency. Whatever you do, be decisive. Imagine every one of your fellow motorists reminding you in a thick New Jersey or New York accent, “Don’t try to be nice, don’t hesitate and don’t slow down. Just do what I think you’re going to do, and we won’t have problems, got it?” A decisive, efficient jerk is safer and tolerated far more than a “thoughtful,” hesitant, or indecisive driver.

In traffic circles, choose the direction you want to go, and just go for it. Others will yield unless they smell fear or indecision. When merging, six inches of clearance is plenty of room. Blink once and merge. If you blink twice, you lose your chance.

I realized how much I have transformed to an efficient east-coast driver when I visited family in Utah. I found myself driving very efficiently, and in the process, cutting off old ladies and probably raising the blood pressure of my fellow motorists. In Utah, that kind of efficiency is inconsiderate. In New Jersey, it’s conscientious because you’re saving yourself and others time.

4. Public Transportation: Everybody does it

Unlike most places in the country, Northern New Jersey and New York have great public transportation. New York’s public transportation is so ubiquitous that most people don’t have a driver’s license (see #5). Taking public transportation is the social norm, and is cheaper than paying tolls and parking (see #19 and #20). Personally, I love the bus and train; my morning and evening commutes are far less stressful than when I have to drive, and I can spend the time writing articles like this.

5. No License? No Problem.

In many parts of the United States, getting a driver’s license is a coming-of-age rite of passage. I had my license more or less on my 16th birthday. But in New York City, a driver’s license is irrelevant to most people.

To illustrate, I work in Manhattan. Of my four New York City co-workers, two have never had a license, one let it expire, and one hardly ever uses his. Licenses are just not relevant. They take the bus, train, subway or cab everywhere.

Geography


6. Every Town is the Center of the Universe

Your local community is the center of the universe; remember that, and you’ll integrate fine. I commute to Midtown Manhattan from Northern New Jersey each morning. Having moved most recently from a Maryland suburb of Washington DC, I thought my most recent move was to a New Jersey suburb of Manhattan.

Boy, was I wrong! I quickly found out that Nutley, NJ is most certainly NOT a suburb of Manhattan. A proud town with a distinguished history of its own right, it is more correct to think of Manhattan as a suburb of Nutley, NJ… that is, if you ask anyone from Nutley.

The same could be said for any community in New Jersey or New York. I love the self-contained, community-centric personality of New Jersey and New York communities. In New Jersey, every town has its own school district, stores, mechanics, and miniature financial ecosystem. And anything you could want is no more than a 20-minute drive away.

7. Being “From Here”

Being “From Here” in New Jersey and New York means something very different than in DC, Salt Lake, or California. To illustrate, I can almost literally throw a stone into the adjoining town, Clifton, from my house in Nutley, NJ. I remember once asking a neighbor, “Are you from here?” To which he replied, “Oh, no, no no… I’m not from here. I’m from Clifton.” I encountered similar puzzling responses from people in all areas of New Jersey and New York.

After careful observation, I have determined that if you can drive to your childhood home within 3 minutes, you’re “from here.” Otherwise, you’re from somewhere else.

In general, you are “from” the place you were born and went to high school. If you were born in a different place than you went to high school, then you’re from the place you were born, but you don’t have the same community credentials as someone who was born and raised in that place.

And incidentally, nobody’s “from” New York City. They’re from Queens, or the Bronx, or Ryker’s Park, or some other local community (See #10).

8. No, Really, New Jersey is Beautiful

Before moving to New Jersey, I always thought “The Garden State” was a cluelessly ironic tourist slogan. Poor New Jersey gets picked on for being ugly all the time.

But every New Jersean I know says the same thing, “No really, New Jersey is beautiful!” And now that I live here, I find myself making exactly the same defense. Don’t get me wrong, the I-95 corridor/ NJ Turnpike is, in fact, ugly. But go 10 miles inland, beyond the Meadowlands (what former generations called “swamps”), and you’ll find some of the most picturesque farms, green rolling hills, and postage-stamp towns (my favorite, of course, being Titusville, NJ). New Jersey really is beautiful.

9. The Statue of Liberty is Actually in New Jersey—Sort of

The Statue of Liberty is in New Jersey--Sort of

The Statue of Liberty is in New Jersey–Sort of

Take a careful look at the Statue of Liberty in Google Maps, and you’ll notice something peculiar. It’s located inside New Jersey. Yeah, that’s right. The Statue of Liberty is in New Jersey.

At least, that’s what New Jersey thought. New York disagreed, so Congress and the Supreme Court had to step in to settle the matter. Essentially, the Statue of Liberty now sits on a little piece of New York State that sits entirely inside New Jersey. But just because the Supreme Court made a decision doesn’t mean every New Jersean is convinced.

New Jerseans also like to point out that the New York Jets and Giants play in New Jersey, and the Superbowl was in New Jersey, among other facts.

10. There are 3 1/2 States of New York

New York/ New Jersey Geography, which does not match reality.

New York/ New Jersey Geography, which does not match reality.

Let’s start with a Google Earth view of the New York/New Jersey area, to the right (click to enlarge). You’ll see New York (to the North) and the large chunk of land completely surrounded by water, called “Long Island” by geographers. And although you might assume that everything to the west is New Jersey, it’s not. The section marked “Not New Jersey” is Staten Island, and even though its geography appears to be connected with New Jersey, it is most certainly NOT part of New Jersey.

Now that we’ve identified land masses, it’s time to talk about the real New York, or rather, the 3 1/2 States of New Yorks:

  • 1. The State of Upstate New York
  • 2. The State of The Five Boroughs (A.K.A. “New York City”)
  • 3. The State of Long Island (As differentiated from the geographic feature with the same name)
  • 3 1/2. The half-State of Staten Island (Technically one of the Five Boroughs)
The 3 1/2 New Yorks: Upstate New York, New York City, Long Island, and Staten Island

The 3 1/2 New Yorks: Upstate New York, New York City, Long Island, and Staten Island

Upstate New York is, in the mind of most people in the Boroughs, a pretty, but mostly irrelevant land mass to the north. Upstate and the other New Yorks don’t have much in common, and they don’t talk to one another too much. Occasionally they’re forced to interact when people in Albany (the state capitol of the State of Upstate New York) try to interfere with policies of The State of New York City.

To add some nuance: The people of Upstate New York use the phrase “Downstate New York” to describe everything within about 85 miles of New York City, including Putnam, Dutchess, and Orange Counties. But nobody in the Boroughs or Long Island consider themselves “Downstate.” Many have never heard the term, or would find it insulting. In contrast, the people of New York City and south refer to everything north of Westchester as “Upstate.” As a result, poor Putnam, Dutchess, and Orange counties feel disowned by both Upstate New York, and New York City.

The Five Boroughs include Manhattan, Brooklyn, the Bronx, Queens, and Staten Island. Together, they comprise “New York City,” although almost nobody from the five Boroughs refers to “New York City.” Most people refer to the Borough they’re from, and only use “New York City” when talking to out-of-staters. Tourists who lack an appreciation for New York’s size often think of Manhattan (or more particularly Times Square) as “New York City,” but this is a misperception. Two of the Burroughs, Brooklyn and Queens, are technically located on what geography majors would call “Long Island,” but I assure you, the Five Boroughs are most certainly NOT on the real Long Island.

To add some nuance: Due to its convenient location, many Brooklynites and other natives of the Boroughs have moved to Hudson County, New Jersey, just across the River. Consequently, some in New York City refer to Hudson County as “The Sixth Borough,” but not too loudly while they’re actually in New Jersey. Such a suggestion would deeply offend New Jersey’s sense of sovereignty and identity (See #9).

Long Island begins where Queens ends, and not an inch before. It has a distinct identity, culture, and needs from the other 2 1/2 New York States, and due to its relative remoteness, Long Island behaves like a separate state in most practical respects.

Staten Island. I’ll be the first to admit that I do not understand Staten Island’s complicated relationship with the other four boroughs, but I’d have to designate Staten Island as another half-state: It is separate from New York City; it has nothing to do with Long Island; less to do with Upstate New York; and has absolutely nothing in common with New Jersey except I-278.

And it’s worth mentioning that the Hudson River might as well be an ocean, because the land masses on either sides are completely different countries.

11. “Uptown,” “Midtown,” and “Downtown” are Three Different Places

"Uptown," "Midtown" and "Downtown" are only applied to Manhattan

“Uptown,” “Midtown” and “Downtown” are only applied to Manhattan

Many cities in the West and Midwest refer to their city center as “downtown.” When someone says, “I’m going downtown,” it’s more or less synonymous with “I’m going into the city.”

But not so in Manhattan. Within a several-hundred-mile radius of Manhattan, “Downtown,” “Midtown,” and “Uptown” refer to very particular sections of Manhattan. The best I can tell, Downtown goes from the southern tip of Manhattan to somewhere between 14th and 30th street, and includes the financial district. Midtown stretches from there to about 59th street, and includes Times Square and the southern edge of Central Park. And Uptown extends from there, north.

To illustrate, the following conversation would confuse anyone in this area: “I’m going downtown,” you say. “Oh, where to?” asks a native. “57th Street,” you reply. The native gives you a puzzled look because 57th Street is Midtown, not Downtown.

12. It’s the “Shore,” not the “Beach”

In New Jersey, never refer to the “beach.” All of the sunny places with sand and ocean are called the “shore.”

Same goes for New York…unless you’re going to The Hamptons. Then it’s not the beach, or the shore… it’s called “going to The Hamptons.”

Friendliness and Interacting with Others


13. Foodie Heaven

New York and New Jersey are Foodie Heaven. You could eat at a new restaurant every meal for years and never scratch the surface of good eateries. Unfortunately, I’m not a foodie.

14. Conversation is a Sport; Like Jousting

Every town and borough has a unique personality, but to Westerners and Midwesterners, people from all over this area seem somewhat abrasive and unfriendly. I assure you that people actually are quite friendly and open.

When you encounter someone who seems abrasive, just remember that they’re trying to be direct and efficient, and will appreciate the same in return. Think of conversation as a competitive sport—like jousting—where everyone is a good sport and each respects a worthy opponent. Once you understand that, you’ll grow to appreciate that directness is a form of friendliness.

15. Treat Sidewalks like Offensive Football

If you ever take a trip to Manhattan, you will find the sidewalks packed with people. If you find yourself bumping into people, use this one simple trick: Avoid looking at people, and instead look directly where you want to go. Pretend like you’re a halfback: Find your hole, then head directly for it. Looking the direction you are going will cue oncoming pedestrians, and they will walk the other way. But if you start looking at people, they can’t tell which way you’re going, so you end up bumping into one another or doing a sidewalk dance.

16. Jaywalking

Jaywalking on 8th Ave in Manhattan

Jaywalking on 8th Ave in Manhattan

Like the road, the only rule you need to remember about being a pedestrian is efficiency (See #3 above). Jaywalking is pretty much essential if you want to arrive on time and not slow down your fellow pedestrians. Jaywalking doesn’t mean you should be stupid and unsafe; after all, it is very inefficient to be hit by a car, so be sure to avoid that.

17. Stand Right, Walk Left

Stand Right Walk Left

Stand Right Walk Left

On escalators, stand to the right to let others pass on the left. As a tourist, you may want to take your time and drink in every moment, but right behind you is a cranky commuter who just wants to get home and see her family, no matter the time of day or night.

18. Role of Government

Without mentioning the “C” or “L”-words, taxes are generally higher out here, and there is a stronger acceptance that the government has a greater responsibility to take care of residents.

Cost of Living


Hint: It’s high.

19. Tolls

EZ Pass makes it EZ to rack up big toll bills

EZ Pass makes it EZ to rack up big toll bills

There are tolls. Everywhere. I drive to Queens about twice a month, and my toll bill averages $60/month. Going over a bridge or tunnel will run you around $13 in the city, and around $5 elsewhere. Most people (including myself, against my own privacy instincts) have EZ Pass, which automatically deducts the amount from a credit card.

I recently realized how accustomed to paying tolls I had become when I drove to Pittsburgh. I traveled through several tunnels, and each time I found myself thinking, “Wow! Another FREE tunnel! This is awesome!”

20. Parking

As of the date of this post, parking in the city will run you $25-$45 for a couple of hours. $18 for an hour or two is a great deal.

21. Homes and Other Stuff

It should come as no surprise that homes, property taxes, and most other stuff is just more expensive. But plenty of regular non-millionaires still live out here, so it’s possible to make a living.

You can get a house, just not as much. When I visited my sister’s relatively capacious house in Southern Utah, I asked her whether she was paying $6,000 per month for the house. She was paying about $650.

Conclusion


Whether you’re a Westerner moving to the East Coast, a tourist, or a native who appreciates an outside perspective, I hope this blog post helps you appreciate and acclimate to the great lands of New Jersey and New York.

Did I miss something? Do you have a tip of your own? Let me know in the comments below.

Updated 4/3/2014 to add nuance to Upstate/Downstate New York, and clarify that New Jersey Law doesn’t actually give an unprotected left turn the right of way… at least, I don’t think it does.

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Letter to Philips and Cree- LED Lights are Not Ready for Prime Time

Thank you kindly for the refund check of $8.50. Because I purchased all of my LED lights within the past 3 months, I simply returned all of my lights to Home Depot for a full refund instead. Therefore, I am returning the check.

In case you are interested, I will never again purchase another LED light from Philips or any other company. Philips’ advertising, marketing, and packaging is false and deceptive; and I’ve learned my lesson. Initially, I was persuaded by LED lights’ purported longevity and low energy consumption. When I did the math, my wife and I determined that they would pay for themselves in a matter of 2-2.5 years. So we decided to go all-out, and we spent more than $600 on LED lights from Philips and Cree.

I am upset with both Philips and Cree, because neither the advertising nor the packaging indicates that I needed to pay an electrician several hundred dollars more to replace dimmer switches with some new special kind of dimmer switch. And the cryptic “suitable for open fixtures” fine print is misleading- I didn’t realize it meant, “This bulb will self-destruct in 3 months if you put it in a closed fixture.” The bulbs that were supposed to last until my late 60′s began to fail after just 2-3 months. I’ve reverted to incandescent bulbs; an inefficient but proven technology.

I was excited to drastically decrease my carbon footprint and save money long term. But LEDs are not ready for prime time. I’m just glad I was able to return them to Home Depot before it was too late.

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The Paradox of non-Profit Innovation

Cross-posted here.

Are we there yet?

As Project Manager for Crisis Cleanup, the most frequently asked questions I receive are, “When will it be done?” or “How much money do you need to finish Crisis Cleanup?” A variation on this is, “Well, it works, right? Why do you need more money if it works?”

That’s the problem with innovating (especially non-profit innovation). If you simply explain the idea, nobody takes you seriously. You just have to execute and show everybody a “finished” product. Only then do they see how amazing your idea was. But then you’re in a catch-22. After all, if you built your idea without any help, why do you need help to keep going?

I feel a bit like I just built the Model-T Ford in a world of horse and buggies. Most people could not have conceived of the automobile until they saw it for the first time. Everyone is amazed at the technological marvel, and it is received gratefully and with congratulations. But they don’t understand that they really need an airplane or a rocket. I’m trying to build a rocket, not a Model-T Ford. But to people who are still figuring out how to dismount their horse and use a clutch, a rocket is inconceivable.

Thus, the paradox of innovation continues: Lack of vision and inertia perpetuates inefficiency, which stifles vision.

Quit Whining and Get some Funding

I am do-gooder number 14,000,001 who has thought, “all I need is some funding, and I can really change the world.” Sigh.

In a free market, for-profit ventures can attract funding and resources once you write a compelling business plan. There is at least one consistent pattern to all business plans: You create value for customers, and extract value from those customers—making a profit in the process.

But free markets don’t do very well at helping victims or survivors. First, you can’t treat victms as customers, because extracting value directly from victims (e.g. victims of natural disasters, victims of identity theft, victims of crime, etc.) is unseemly, unethical, or illegal. As a result, interested third parties such as the government or philanthropic organizations must provide the value on behalf of the victims and survivors. But because we live in a liberty-preserving society, these interested third parties are not permitted to make a profit off victims, with the possible exception of lending institutions.

Principles of insurance and market pressures dictate that victims are restored to the minimum degree necessary to prevent (costly) social disorder. Under no circumstance are they, or the people who help them, ever made completely whole or come out ahead.

This reality stands in contrast to the business world, where I can negotiate a high salary if I can make the business even more. But natural downward pressures on do-gooders’ salaries means that nobody (honest) gets rich from just helping victims. As a result, most people who help survivors aren’t driven by money (which is OK with me, because it means that the disaster recovery community is filled with some of the best people on earth).

Tilting Against Windmills

I’ve learned that competing for grant money is a bloodsport. I’m not saying that a grant is impossible, I’m just saying that for me, holding down a full-time job, raising a family (number 6 will arrive in September), church service, while managing the development and deployment of Crisis Cleanup is enough to keep me occupied without tilting against grant-writing windmills as well. I was turned down by the Robin Hood Foundation; dealing with the American Red Cross was perhaps the most Kafkaesque experience of my life, and I have yet to hear a peep from the Knight Foundation.

And that brings me back to the paradox of innovation. Poor vision and inertia perpetuates inefficiency. Unfortunately, most grant-writing organizations aren’t exactly known as bastions of innovative vision. I hope there are some out there, among all of those windmills.

So, if somebody finds a cutting-edge innovative government agency or philanthropic organization with extra grant money that will pay more than they have to on behalf of survivors (now that’s a compound oxymoron if I’ve ever seen one), let me know. In the meantime, I’ll be in my basement tinkering with rocket parts.

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Bitcasa Review: Version 1.1.0.0

I have been looking for a cloud storage, backup, and syncing solution for some time.

This post reviews Bitcasa 1.1.0.0; hopefully future versions will fix some of these bugs.

This post reviews Bitcasa 1.1.0.0; hopefully future versions will fix some of these bugs.

I heard about Bitcasa’s much-hyped “infinite storage,” and decided to give it a chance. Here’s the high Level Take-away:

  • I do not yet regret paying Bitcasa $100: The value proposition of paying $100 per year to meet my ever increasing storage needs is compelling.
  • I really like that Bitcasa encrypts my data; for real.
  • I plan to use Bitcasa for video and image storage and backup. I’ll use Dropbox for syncing, sharing, and collaboration.
  • Bitcasa 1.1.0.0 is a step beyond beta. It lacks the intuitive feature set and interface of Dropbox.
  • There is no “off” switch.
  • Bitcasa is not Enterprise-ready.
  • “Mirroring” is buggy.
  • Bitcasa 1.1.0.0 is a memory hog, and will cause significant system degradation while uploading.
  • Once it’s on Bitcasa’s (Amazon) cloud, don’t ever count on being able to delete it.
  • I’m going to stick with Bitcasa for a while. I think it’s got a lot of potential.

Paying for the same hard drive every year doesn’t make sense

First, let me tell you why I find Bitcasa’s model so appealing. Once I purchase a hard drive, I shouldn’t have to buy it again next year. That’s why I’m an avid user of the free version of Dropbox. I’ve got somewhere around 11.5GB of free space, which I use to back up sync and share. But the idea of paying for the same storage again and again just doesn’t appeal to me. Yes, I know that I’m also paying for near universal access to my files, but that value proposition just doesn’t hold water for me.

I’ve found that the 99% of the files I need to access and share on a regular basis are primarily office documents—Word, Excel, PowerPoint, etc. These files tend to be relatively small, and I can easily fit them within my 11.5GB Dropbox allotment. But the remaining 1% of my files take up terabytes of hard drive space. I want a safe backup for family photos and videos, even though I’m not going to access them on a daily basis. Even if I theoretically purchased “unlimited” space from Dropbox, I would still be limitied to the size of my local hard drive, since Dropbox only syncs local drives and does not provide additional cloud storage.

Consequently, I’m not willing to pay a recurring fee for static storage every year. But I am willing to pay for ever-increasing storage needs every year, especially if I can free up local hard drive space for other needs. So the idea of paying $100 per year for unlimited storage makes sense to me.

Although I understand how Bitcasa offers “infinite” storage, I don’t quite understand how Bitcasa’s business model intends to deal with enterprise clients who will want to store Petabytes per month, assuming they have the bandwidth.

They’ve got the right idea about privacy

From my understanding, Bitcasa encrypts your files using a hash of the file itself as a key (please correct me if I’m way off base). This means that Bitcasa doesn’t actually know the contents of your files, but can still know if your file matches a file that has already been uploaded. This way, instead of storing 5,000 copies of Bieber’s latest hit, they can save space by storing just one and linking it to 5,000 accounts. In contrast to Dropbox, Bitcasa doesn’t know that it’s a Bieber MP3; they just know it’s the same file. I appreciate that.

This means that I’m much more likely to store sensitive documents on Bitcasa. Although I still have to worry about securing my Bitcasa username and password.

From a privacy perspective, Bitcasa has the right idea, though I think their privacy representations are a little over-the-top:

“To be clear, aside from the rare exceptions we identify in our Privacy Policy, no matter how the Services change, we won’t share your content with others, including law enforcement, for any purpose unless you direct us to.”

(Bitcasa Legal Policy, emphasis added). Presumably Bitcasa won’t share your content with law enforcement because it can’t share it with law enforcement.

That’s actually a slight exaggeration. For example, let’s say that two parties are in a dispute. Party A says that Party B stole Document C and stored it on Bitcasa’s cloud. A court could certainly order Party A to give Document C to Bitcasa, which Bitcasa would upload, and its systems would instantly know how many other copies of Document C exist on the server, who owns it, when it was uploaded, etc. That information would then be open to discovery.

While I don’t really have a problem with that sort of particularized discovery, I could easily imagine Bitcasa having to build tools to allow parties like the RIAA to upload MP3s to see who has a copy, if ordered by a court. I think Bitcasa is on the right track with privacy and security; I just think that some of their promises are a little over-the-top.

Update below: Dom points out that blind encryption may be a fabrication, since Bitcasa can create low-res previews of files; this can’t be done without access to the original file.

“Mirroring” is not like Dropbox

“Mirroring” is when you designate a folder to be synced on Bitcasa. I thought it would work like Dropbox, but I was wrong.

All Folders in My Documents are mirrored... and I can't unmirror them

All Folders in My Documents are mirrored... and I can't unmirror them

When I installed Bitcasa, the setup asked whether I wanted to mirror my hard drive or key folders, like My Documents. I checked “yes,” and finished the installation. Very quickly I had second thoughts and decided to cancel the mirroring.

I unmirrored My Documents, then deleted the “Mirrored Documents” file, but somehow Bitcasa re-mirrored it and started uploading without my knowledge. I unmirrored again. Ironically, even though Bitcasa re-mirrored My Documents and uploaded it, the folder didn’t appear in my Infinite Drive.

Bitcasa helpfully stores daily versions of files; but won't let you delete them.

Bitcasa helpfully stores daily versions of files; but won't let you delete them.

Try as I might, I could not un-mirror the folders. On occasion Bitcasa would indicate that a folder was un-mirrored, only to re-mirror it moments later. I panicked, and deleted the “Mirrored” folder on my Infinite Drive, and expected the uploading to stop, but uploading continued at 5Mbps (my max FiOS upload speed at the time), for 10 more hours. I could not stop it. There was no “off” switch.

Even though I had unmirrored my files, the icons continue to be marked “Mirrored,” but if they were mirroring, I could not see where they were mirroring to, because there was no “Mirrored Files” folder on my Infinite drive. And in the online interface, the “Delete” option was grayed out. For several hours I felt like I had lost control of my computer, and that Bitcasa was sucking it to the cloud, and there was nothing I could do about it. For the record, I attribute this to an immature product UI and feature set, rather than any malicious intent.

If you want to unmirror a subfolder, you're out of luck.

If you want to unmirror a subfolder, you're out of luck.

I hopped on Twitter and engaged with @BitcasaSupport. Here is a synopsis of that conversation:

Me: How do I stop Bitcasa from mirroring my entire drive? Where’s the off switch? Should I just uninstall and reinstall?
BitcasaSupport: Sorry for the confusion – you can only unmirror via the desktop app, which you can download here: http://bit.ly/YGcr3C. When you right click on the folders mirrored, select Stop Mirroring to Bitcasa from the Bitcasa contextual menu.
Me: That’s what I tried- “stop mirroring” is grayed out everywhere. I chose “Mirror whole computer” on install. But I don’t know all of the local locations that Bitcasa is mirroring. It’s quite frustrating.
I mirrored my computer, then unmirrored it, but @Bitcasa continues to suck 5Mbps from my computer for 10 hrs. Very concerned. Why does @Bitcasa continue to suck up 5Mbps of my files without my consent? Can I stop it?
I had to kill the process to stop it from uploading. I have no idea what its been uploading for the past several hours. Is there any record of what has been uploaded, and how long @Bitcasa keeps it?
I am able to see old versions of my files, but the Delete button is grayed out. That is a problem because there are uploaded files that I never intended to upload. Is there a way to get rid of those files?

Support then opened a ticket for me, and addressed some of my concerns. In short:

  • I had to completely uninstall Bitcasa, manually deleting folders. Fortunately I did not have to edit the registry.
  • There is no “off” switch. Bitcasa chooses when and whether to upload.
  • You cannot unmirror sub-folders. You must unmirror the top folder… if you can remember which one is the “top folder.”
  • I still have no idea what Bitcasa was uploading for 10 hours after I had told it to stop mirroring everything. And I won’t ever have a way of knowing for sure.
  • There is currently no way to delete old versions of documents, even if you didn’t want them online in the first place.

Bitcasa is a Resource Hog

Bitcasa will take over your machine while uploading.

Bitcasa will take over your machine while uploading.

I think this image says it all. Bitcasa significantly degrades performance when it’s uploading. To give you an idea of how much it affects performance, I am writing this article in Notepad right now, because my browsers and word processors are too painfully slow.

When I asked support about this issue, they replied that a recent instability fix created the memory problems. “We’re currently working to improving the memory usage of the application without hindering upload stability, and anticipate that improvements will be made very soon.”

You need a fat pipe to upload all of your junk

I mentioned earlier that I have a 15Mbps down/ 5Mbps upload internet connection. I learned that it takes a long time to upload several terabytes of data at 5Mbps. I upgraded to 50Mbps down/ 25Mbps up so that I won’t have to wait a month to upload (nevermind that my pipe is testing at 25 down/ 21 up–curse you, Verizon!). I thought this was worth mentioning because the cost of an Infinite drive may well exceed $100 per year, if you include the cost of additional bandwidth.

Even with a 21Mbps available, Bitcasa rarely uses that much. Occasionally uploads have spiked at 21Mbps, but as I type, my upload speeds are averaging 3Mbps. The last day or two, they’ve averaged 6Mbps. Not surprisingly, Bitcasa support is quick to point out the many factors that affect upload speed… none of which are them. While I have no problem blaming Verizon for many of my problems, I have a hard time believing that my ISP is solely responsible for a 85-90% degradation in my upload speeds. Sorry, Bitcasa, I still think you’re the choke point.

Still Hopeful

Notwithstanding the mild drama, I’m still hopeful that Bitcasa will pull through. As I mentioned earlier, I think they’ve got the value proposition right, and I think they’re on the right track for privacy and security. They can have my $100.

Update: More to Worry About

Since I originally posted, helpful commenters Dom and Craig (below) make a couple of sobering points that significantly undermine my confidence in Bitcasa:

  • Blind encryption may be a lie: Bitcasa publishes previews of files and videos. This cannot be done without access to the original file.
  • Security by URL Obscurity: There is no way to password protect, time limit or even know when someone downloaded a file links.
  • No list of shared URLS: You’d better remember which files you shared via link, because Bitcasa sure ain’t going to tell you!
  • Shared URLs are indexed: Even though the robots.txt requests no indexing, many search engines ignore the request, or liberally interpret the request. Bottom line- links may be searchable, so beware before you share.
  • Rookie Security Errors: Full error reporting is currently turned on by default, meaning that errors expose django configs, mysql dbs and password, and Apache configs, usernames etc. They fixed this error within 10 minutes of notification via Twitter. But their MySQL db username and password may still be in the wild.

Very unimpressed. Bitcasa, get your act together.

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Disaster Recovery Collaborative Work Order System

Update 24 Mar 2013: I have Finally launched the Official Crisis Cleanup Blog, including a more up-to-date version of this post.

Over the past several months a few developers and I have created a Collaborative Work Order System for disaster recovery (now at CrisisCleanup.org, Twitter: @CrisisCleanup). The project is open source under the Apache 2.0 License, and is a gift to the community. The system is now being used to manage recovery efforts in Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Mississippi, and Georgia. The National VOAD will formally adopt/assume the project in May at the National VOAD conference. Many thanks to the dedicated work of Andy Gimma, Jeremy Pack, Chris Wood and dozens of others who have made this volunteer effort more successful than I could have ever imagined at the outset.

The platform implements a “Craigslist” philosophy to recovery efforts—organizations that are aware of work orders enter them into the system, and organizations with capacity to help can claim and perform the work without interference from any centralized organization. This minimizes duplication and maximizes communication, coordination, and efficiency.

No single organization can guarantee that any of the individuals in the system will be served. However, using the same system will permit inter-agency coordination, situational awareness, and help participating organizations prioritize their limited resources. And sharing work order information among dozens of organizations maximizes the chances that a client will receive help.

As of right now, more than 90 relief organizations and agencies with more than 30,000 combined volunteers are using the system to coordinate Hurricane Sandy relief efforts. The system is managing more than 4,900 homes in need of gutting and rebuilding from Connecticut, Long Island, New York, New Jersey, Mississippi and Georgia.

There are three requirements for an organization to participate in the system:

  1. An organization must have a physical presence in the disaster area.
  2. An organization must either perform home assessments and/or perform gutting, mucking-out, debris removal, mold abatement, or rebuilding.
  3. An organization must be reputable. This generally means that the organization must be non-profit, or a member of National VOAD, a state VOAD, a County VOAD/COAD, a local government agency, or come recommended by a VOAD member or government agency.

The current implementation requires a password. However, I have posted a training video that explains how the system works. I’ve also included screenshots below.

Philosophy Behind and Limits to the Collaborative Work Order System

The system is based upon a few foundational philosophies:

  • Retired Admiral Thad Allen observed that in the military, they operate under a “Unity of Command,” but in private sector disaster recovery, the best you can hope for us “Unity of Effort.” This tool facilitates Unity of Effort without striving for the mirage of private sector Unity of Command.
  • I don’t want to be in charge of your organization’s activities, or tell you what to do.
  • The system should enable, not interfere with your existing business processes.
  • No single organization should be in charge of others without their consent.
  • The system should make collaboration and communication not only convenient, but required.
  • This is not the “One App to Rule them All.” Do not stray too far from the system’s strengths.
  • The system is open (but not public), and should therefore not contain sensitive personal information.

App Development Philosophy

There are two approaches to app development. The first is to create a mammoth, fully-integrated system that tries to be all things to all people. Sahana is a great example of this approach. However, even the most successful of these apps can be overwhelming and tend to be a jack of all trades but master of none.

The second approach is to try and create a relatively lightweight app that does only one thing very well. These apps are generally far more user-friendly; but their success comes with a cost. Without careful curation, these apps can be highjacked, forced to do things outside their core competency, and grow into unwieldy mammoths.

The Collaborative Work Order System definitely falls into category 2. There is no such thing as “The One App to Rule Them All,” and this is no exception. The Collaborative Work Order System excels at coordinating tens or hundreds of thousands of volunteers from multiple organizations, to thousands or tens of thousands of work order sites across a large geographic area; improving communication, and improving inter-organization coordination. But there are certain things for which it should never be used.

For example, because the system is open (but not public—there is an important difference), it is inappropriate to use the system to store sensitive personal information. The system’s power to coordinate and facilitate communication comes from its openness; but some things were not meant to be shared, such as confidential case management information, volunteer details, etc. The Collaborative Work Order System is not, and can never be, all things to all people. The Collaborative Work Order System should never be used to store sensitive personal or case management information.

Why a Collaborative Work Order System Hasn’t Been Developed Before

In the disaster recovery community, we talk a good deal about VOAD’s 4Cs: Cooperation, Communication, Coordination, and Collaboration. One reason these ideals are so difficult to achieve is because, even though we don’t like to admit it, most disaster recovery organizations are essentially competitors. Of course, we all get along in the field, forging deep and lasting friendships while we labor side-by-side in the service of our fellows in distress. But almost all relief organizations (with exceptions like Mormon Helping Hands and Occupy Sandy) rely upon grants to fund their operations.

Passive competition for scarce grant resources means that every organization wants to be in charge. In an effort to qualify for the next grant, each organization strives to direct the work of other organizations and, most importantly, each organization wants to control the flow of information. These tensions create natural barriers to the 4Cs.

In addition, organizations with employees have a tendency to perpetuate inefficiency. Even though efficiency saves the organization money, efficiency may also eliminate jobs. Therefore, most bureaucracies are suspicious of or downright hostile towards new or efficient technologies.

In short, a collaborative work order system hasn’t been developed until now because: 1. Everybody wants to be in charge; and 2. Internal bureaucratic interests run counter to efficiency.

My Unique Opportunity

First, allow me to start with a disclaimer: The Collaborative Work Order System is neither developed nor formally endorsed by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints/ Mormon Helping Hands, and this blog post represents my own opinion and not the official position of the Church. In my role as New Jersey VOAD representative for the Church, I have had a wonderful opportunity to tackle these difficult problems during Hurricane Irene, the June 2012 derecho storms, and Hurricane Sandy. First, because Mormon Helping Hands relief efforts do not rely on government grants, it has no economic incentive to be “in charge” of other organizations. We just want to help everyone get the job done.

As a result, I designed the system so that no single organization is capable of controlling the information or governing other organizations without consent. The technology permits, but does not require oversight. Who is in charge? The answer to that question is the same as this question: “Who is in charge of Craigslist?”

This non-threatening approach is designed to facilitate an organization’s existing business processes, rather than impose new processes. As Joseph Smith taught, people can “govern themselves” when they operate according to correct principles. And based upon the participation of more than 90 organizations, the approach works.

Second, unlike most other relief organizations, Mormon Helping Hands relies exclusively on volunteers with families and full-time jobs. Unlike employees, volunteers have a natural inclination to work efficiently, and are therefore more open to adopting disruptive or efficient technologies. Mormon Helping Hands volunteers (as well as Occupy volunteers) don’t get paid, and if they’re anything like me, they must hold down a full-time job make time to see their wife and five cute kids. Volunteering efficiently improves my personal bottom line.

Real Innovation

The Collaborative Work Order System’s technology is not new or particularly innovative. Due to the great work of developers like Jeremy Pack, the user interface is great, but not groundbreaking. In fact, if I leave you with the impression that the Collaborative Work Order System is just a cool technology, then I have failed. This system does not evangelize technology; it evangelizes a philosophy.

The real innovation of this system is the ability to coordinate tens of thousands of volunteers from dozens of organizations to thousands of sites after a disaster. The Collaborative Work Order System proves that it is possible to create a near frictionless technological platform where inter-organization Cooperation, Communication, Coordination, and Collaboration is not only convenient, but required.

Next Steps for Development

Since launching CrisisCleanup.org, the mostly volunter-driven project has received a lot of attention from FEMA, and VOADs across the country. If all goes well, I intend to give long-term stewardship of the project to National VOAD, which will be in a better position to evangelize and maintain the project long-term.

In the meantime, we’re working on some big upgrades. Well, they won’t look big to end users, but they require some heavy lifting in the database. Here is a current list of development priorities:

  1. Create a new Incident on the fly
  2. Streamline joining CrisisCleanup.org, and allow organizations across the country to join during peacetime.
  3. Adapt the tool for Long-Term Recovery (LTR) including Rebuilding and Refurbishing.
  4. Import Work Orders
  5. Public-facing, de-identified and blurred map
  6. Duplicate work order detection and merging
  7. Fully-functional administrative back-end
  8. Create a Mobile interface
  9. Manage Spontaneous Unaffiliated Volunteers (SUVs) and connect SUVs with volunteer organizations
  10. Enable a separate “Canvassing” map that will allow others to see which areas have been canvassed, and which have been ignored
  11. Send Text Messages to Team Leaders with Work Order Information
  12. More easily contact other organizations in the field
    1. As you can see, we have a long list of high priorities. We’re making slow progress, but hopefully we’ll be able to get some funding to continue development.


      Participating Organizations

      The following organizations are or have participated in the Collaborative Work Order System:

      Adopt A House MHH-Philadelphia PA Stake
      All Hands Volunteers MHH-Plainview NY Stake
      American Baptist Men USA MHH-Queens NY Stake
      AmeriCorps St. Louis MHH-Scotch Plains NJ Stake
      Americorps VRC MHH-Valley Forge PA Stake
      Bergen County VOAD MHH-Westchester NY Stake
      Carolina Baptist Relief MHH-Williamsport PA Stake
      Catholic Charities, Diocese of Camden MHH-Wilmington DE Stake
      Christian Aid Ministries MHH-York PA Stake
      Convoy of Hope MHH-Yorktown CT Stake
      Durand Masonic Lodge Nassau County Office of Emergency Management
      Friends of Rockaway-World Bank NECHAMA
      GNJAC Methodist ERT Never Alone, Never Afraid Inc.
      GNJUMC – Methodist ERT New York Cares
      Habitat for Humanity of Bergen County NJ 211
      Habitat for Humanity, Westchester County Chapter NYAC United Methodist Church
      Health and Welfare Council of Long Island Oceanport NJ OEM
      ICNA Relief Poured-out
      Inc. Village of Patchogue Presbyter of Elizabeth Disaster Recovery Team
      Islamic Relief USA Rebuilding Together Bergen County
      Jersey Cares Rebuilding Together NYC
      Lamb’s Chapel Regional Catastrophic Planning Team
      Lindy Manpower Respond and Rebuild
      Long Island Volunteer Center Samaritan’s Purse
      Lutheran Disaster Response Sayville Chamber
      Lutheran Social Ministries of NJ-Lutheran Disaster Response Staten Island Council of Churches
      Mastic Shirley COAD Team Rubicon
      Mennonite Disaster Service Tennessee Baptist Disaster Relief
      MHH-Brooklyn NY Stake The Bonner Center
      MHH-Buffalo NY Stake The Salvation Army – Suffolk
      MHH-Caldwell NJ Stake UMCOR
      MHH-Centreville VA Stake United Methodist Church
      MHH-Cherry Hill NJ Stake United Way 2-1-1 Hudson Valley
      MHH-Columbia MD Stake United Way of Central Jersey
      MHH-Dover DE Stake United Way of Monmouth County
      MHH-East Brunswick NJ Stake United Way of Northern NJ
      MHH-Frederick MD Stake Virtua
      MHH-Lynbrook NY District Volunteer Army Foundation
      MHH-Morristown NJ Stake Washington State Conservation Corps
      MHH-New Haven CT Stake World Cares Center
      MHH-New York NY Mission World Renew Disaster Response
      MHH-New York NY Stake Zakat Foundation of America
      MHH-Paterson NJ District  

      FAQ

      1. Scope of Project: The system is primarily focused on the assessment, gutting, and rebuilding phases of recovery. It does NOT handle case management, inventory control, or volunteer management, etc. However, it will track volunteer hours.
      2. Can the system be adapted outside of the New York/ New Jersey area? Yes. The system is geographically agnostic.
      3. How much does the system cost? I don’t charge (and don’t plan on charging) organizations to use the system. In addition, the code is free to download, adapt, and install. It is open source, provided under the Apache 2.0 license, and was created by volunteers. Although the code is free, hosting and programming is not. Hosting costs vary from $50-$200 per month, depending upon usage. Ongoing programming support will also require funding. Right now a generous volunteer is paying for the hosting out of his own pocket, and volunteer programmers have created the system. I will probably need a long-term funding source.
      4. Have you considered crowdsourced funding? Yes, I’ve considered everything, including crowdsourced funding. But I only have so many hours in each day, and when I’m not cleaning up a hurricane or being a dad, I have a pesky full-time job to maintain. If you’d like to help get funding, drop me a line.
      5. Can I install a version for myself? Yes, but I wouldn’t recommend that right now. You’ll need your own developer, and because the system is being improved, you’ll have to manually install all new patches as they come out. Instead, the system will be designed to handle any number of new incidents as they arise. You will be able to create a new incident in the existing system, any time.
      6. What if a disaster happened tomorrow in my state? Could we use this system? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Right now it will take 6-12 hours to set up a new incident in the system. We’re making programming improvements that should turn around that time to near zero.
      7. What are the long-term plans for the system? The code will always be open source and available to anyone who wants it. I hope to be able to offer the service for free to any voluntary organization who needs to use it, also. But I’m making this up as I go along, and I feel like I’ve been constructing an airplane while in free-fall, writing the owner’s manual and giving status updates for the past 2 1/2 months.
      8. Will the system do case management? No. Because of the open nature of the system, it is not appropriate to store or track confidential case management information using this system. The system is primarily focused on the assessment, gutting, cleanup, and rebuilding phases of recovery. It does NOT handle case management, inventory control, volunteer management, etc. However, it will track volunteer hours.
      9. Will the system adapt for long term recovery? Yes, with limits. We are adapting the system to do long term recovery for property, but not other aspects of LTR, such as case management.
      10. What does the system do best? The system is designed to organize and coordinate tens or hundreds of thousands of volunteers from multiple organizations, to thousands or tens of thousands of work order sites across a large geographic area; improve communication, and improve inter-organization coordination. It has been successfully used to deploy more than 30,000 volunteers during Hurricane Sandy, and manage more than 4,600 work order sites.
      11. Will this system manage Spontaneous Unaffiliated Volunteers (SUVs)? No, not really. Because the system includes location and contact information for clients, it would not be prudent to allow the entire public to access the system. Consequently, SUVs must first affiliate with an organization before using the system.
      12. This system is great! Can you make it do something else?: Yes! If you give me a programmer (or a grant), it will be done tomorrow. Until then, the answer is probably “not for a while,” but there is probably a workaround that will get the job done for now.
      13. Bugs: We’ll fix bugs as volunteer programmers have time.
      14. How do I…? I cannot provide technical support. I have found that the training video answers 95% of questions. Please watch it. If you figure out how to do something, chances are someone else would like to hear about it. PLEASE email me your how-to, and I will include it in the knowledge base.
      15. Will you give me a report? No. I’ll probably give you a username and password and let you pull your own reports.
      16. Information for Programmers: The source code is released under a Apache 2.0 License. Here is a list of open issues. Please grab a bug, submit a patch, and start working!
      17. Programmer Skill Set: Python, Javascript, with Google Maps familiarity. Familiarity with appspot.com is beneficial. I also need help developing the database schema, and laying a good foundation for others to build upon.

      I’m in desperate need of volunteer programmers. I feel like I’ve been constructing an airplane while in freefall, writing the owners manual and giving hourly status reports for the last 1 1/2 months. We’re now gliding, but I need help building the rudder, landing gear, and gas gauges. Please comment below if you’re interested in helping out. Thanks!

      Screenshots

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A Christmas Vision: Dedicated to Emilie Parker

A Christmas Vision

Music and lyrics by Hayley Winslow. Adapted from a poem by Edgar Howard on the death of his young daughter.

PlayA Christmas Vision- Hayley Titus, Edgar Howard (MP3 Audio)
A Christmas Vision (Live Recording)

Perhaps this Christmas time is like all Christmas tides gone by.
Children’s faces are as bright with every sparkling eye.
Each face reflects a picture of a heart that throbs with cheer,
And yet it does not seem the same because she is not here.

The church choir sings the same Christ songs they’ve sung two-thousand years.
Priests and preachers tell God’s love ‘nor speak of hell or fear.
The wide world wears the same glad garb with Christmas joy and cheer,
And yet it does not seem the same because she is not here.

So few years she was my child; I held her in my arms.
Now I live without her and must hold her in my heart.
I yearn to find a sweet release at this joyous time of year,
But still my poor soul suffers, for I know she is not here.

Last night I saw a vision, of a child with laughing eyes,
and heard her speak a message from her place in Paradise,
And the message told me truly that one day I may share
A Christmas with the loved and lost- not here, but there.

My Great Great Grandfather, Edgar Howard lost his young daughter, Martha, at the age of 10. He wrote this poem which has been adapted and set to music by my sister, Hayley Winslow. On behalf of our family, we re-dedicate it to Emilie Parker, her family, and the families of all those who lost children and loved ones in Newtown, Connecticut.

Edgar’s words helped heal my heart from the distance of a hundred years; I pray that his words and Hayley’s voice may heal many more hearts this Christmas.

A Christmas Vision.

Original Poem by Edgar Howard

Perhaps this Christmas-time is like all Christmas-tides gone by.
The children’s faces are as bright, and every sparkling eye
Reflects the picture of a heart that throbs with Christmas cheer,
And yet it does not seem the same, because–she is not here.

The church choirs sing the same Christ songs they’ve sung two thousand years,
And priests and preachers tell God’s love, nor speak of hell and fears.
The wide world wears the same glad garb with Christmas joy and cheer,
And yet it does not seem the same, because– she is not here.

Last night I saw a vision of a child with laughing eyes,
And heard her speak a message from her place in Paradise;
And the message told me truly that one day I may share
A Christmas-time with the loved and lost–not Here, but There.

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Mormon Helping Hands: Southern New Jersey Cleanup Final Report

Click to View Larger Animation On June 29th, 2012 a major thunderstorm made its way across a third of the country, knocking down trees and cutting power to more than a million people.

The damage from this storm in Cumberland County, New Jersey and Atlantic County, New Jersey was severe and wide-spread. Tens of thousands of trees crushed roofs and cars, blocked roads and driveways, and downed power lines. This animation from the University of Wisconsin—Madison illustrates the extent of the storm. Southern New Jersey was by no means the only place affected by this massive storm.

About one week after the storm, the Offices of Emergency Management for Cumberland and Atlantic Counties asked members of the New Jersey Volunteer Organizations Active in Disasters (VOAD) to assist with clean-up and tree-removal efforts. In particular, they requested help on behalf of senior citizens and disabled individuals who could not otherwise clean up downed trees. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints participates in New Jersey VOAD.

Under the direction of Ahmad Corbitt, President of the Cherry Hill New Jersey Stake (a stake is similar in size to a Catholic diocese) of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, more than 700 Mormon Helping Hands volunteers, a dozen UMCOR volunteers, and several Boy Scouts and Comcast Employees from New Jersey, Delaware and Pennsylvania enthusiastically donated 4,859 hours to Southern New Jersey senior citizens. Volunteers responded to 314 requests, and saved New Jersey senior citizens an estimated half-million dollars (~$529,000) in tree removal expenses.

This Google Earth animation and KMZ file illustrates the extent of the service volunteers provided, between July 15, 2012 and August 25, 2012.

Mormon Helping Hands volunteers worked in coordination with the Cumberland County, New Jersey Office of Emergency Management; the Atlantic County, New Jersey Office of Emergency Preparedness; New Jersey 2-1-1; the United Methodist Church’s UMCOR volunteer organization; the New Jersey VOAD; the Burlington County, New Jersey Council and Southern New Jersey Council of the Boy Scouts of America; Comcast employees; the New Jersey Governor’s Office on Volunteerism; and the Emergency Management departments of several cities and townships in the Garden State.

About The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (commonly called the “Mormon Church“) is a Christ-centered faith with more than 14 million members worldwide. Mormon Helping Hands is a Church program to provide community service and disaster relief to those in need. Members of the church are encouraged to volunteer in the community. The Church will soon open the new Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Temple.

Instructions for Running the Southern NJ Mormon Helping Hands Clean-Up KMZ file

To open the animation in Google Earth (cleanup_timeline.kmz), follow these steps:

  1. If you have not done so already, download Google Earth.
  2. Download and save 2012-08_mhh.zip
  3. Unzip 2012-08_mhh.zip. It should contain:
    • A file named “readme.html”
    • A folder named “htm”
    • A file named “cleanup_timeline.kmz”
  4. Install and run Google Earth
  5. In Google Earth, open “cleanup_timeline.kmz”
  6. By default, the playback will take only 30 seconds (which is way too fast). For optimal playback, follow these steps (click to enlarge images):
    1. Slide the Time slider all the way to the right. Click to Enlarge
    2. Slide the “Span” section of the time slider all the way to the right. This will make sure that you’re only seeing one slice of time in each frame. If you run the time slider and it just looks like slides are being piled on top of one another, make sure you adjust this setting. Click to Enlarge
    3. Slide the Time slider all the way to the left. Click to Enlarge
    4. Click the (+) button twice until the date on the left says “7/15,” and the date on the right says “7/22.” Click to Enlarge
    5. Click the Setup button that looks like a wrench. Change the “Animation Speed” to roughly halfway between “slower” and “faster.” Click to Enlarge
  7. Click the Play button to see the animation. Time Slider Play
  8. You may listen to the The Time To Run by Dexter Britain that serves as the sound bed for the YouTube clip. It is distributed under an Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License.

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September 11th, 2011: Create in Bold Defiance

I was not in Washington DC or New York ten years ago on that shattered Tuesday, but the deaths of thousands weighed heavily on us all. I spent the day in college and work, physically exhausted and emotionally wounded. The Eleventh of September was a dark day, and it seemed as though the flame and smoke of that morning had choked every source of inspiration. I had no desire to do anything, and it seemed as though my mind and soul had been smothered.

That afternoon my architecture professor, Julio Bermudez, gave lengthy instructions about a drawing assignment in his thick Brazilian accent. I don’t remember a word of that lecture. None of us cared about drawing, or school, or work. The very mention seemed trivial and sacrilegious. At the end of the lecture, he told us to go outside and draw. For the first time that day, my utter numbness turned to indignation and then anger at his triviality.

Then, sensing our irritation, he paused; and began speaking to us as Architects. “Today we have witnessed the most anti-architectural act conceivable… We are Architects. We do not believe in death and destruction. We believe in life. We create. I know many of you are angry right now. I am angry. You want to retaliate. Right now it seems trivial to go out there and draw. But if you really want to retaliate against what happened today, if you really want to take a stand and make a difference, then go out and do Architecture. Go and create, and you will retaliate in the best way you can. Now, go out and draw!”

No more appropriate words were ever said than at that time. As members of our religions and communities, we do not believe in death and destruction. We believe in life. We believe in peace. We create. Ten years later, that terrible moment inspires me to serve with a purpose, and create in bold defiance of everything that is murderous, destructive and evil.

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How to Build Your Own Hurricane Irene Hand Sump Pump

Instructions to Construct a Manual Auxiliary PVC Pipe Sump Pump

UPDATE: 8/28 9:00AM EASTERN: The power went out last night at 2am and didn’t come back on until 8:15am. The pump worked well, but I completely underestimated the volume of water entering my basement. I could not pump fast enough, so we retreated, and Hurricane Irene gave us an 18-inch indoor swimming pool in our basement.

I made a hand pump to avoid basement flooding, just in case the power goes out and the sump pump stops working. Pictures below. I use the following Materials:

  • 1 @ Wood 3/4″ wood board suitable to secure the pump and stand on
  • 10 feet 1 1/4″ PVC Pipe
  • 5 feet 1″ PVC Pipe
  • 1 foot 3/4″ PVC Pipe
  • 1 @ 1 1/4″ PVC T-Connector
  • 1 @ 1″ PVC T-Connector
  • 6 feet hose, ~1 1/4″ outside diameter
  • 1-4 @ 1 1/4″ PVC Elbow Connectors
  • 2 @ 1 1/4″ Straight Connectors
  • 2 @ 1 1/4″ Check Valves
  • 2 feet metal straps
  • 4 screws
  • 1 @ 1 1/4″ to 1″ male/female straight PVC adapter
  • 1 @ 1″ to 3/4″ male/female straight PVC adapter
  • 1 @ 3/4″ Female/female PVC threaded adapter
  • 1 @ metal threaded garden hose adapter
  • 1 @ PVC cap with 1″ outside diameter OR large dowel (to fit snugly inside 1″ PVC)
  • 2 @ #18 O-Rings (1 3/36″ O.D)
  • 1 Table saw
  • 1 PVC Cutting Tool
  • PVC Primer
  • PVC Glue

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NSTIC Identity Ecosystem Marketplace Roles and Concepts

This post is a follow-up to our April 15, 2011 whitepaper and accompanying presentation.

NSTIC envisions a secure “Identity Ecosystem Framework,” or “the overarching set of interoperability standards, risk models, privacy and liability policies, requirements and accountability mechanisms that structure the Identity Ecosystem.” While the Identity Ecosystem will provide value to any participant which needs to verify a User’s identity, the Ecosystem will provide tremendous opportunities to streamline the further commoditization of human identity. Without regulation, the NSTIC Identity Ecosystem will create new markets for businesses which thrive on the commoditization of human identity. I identify this resulting market as the “Identity Ecosystem Marketplace.” An Identity Marketplace already exists, and has been admirably illustrated by Luma Partners, LLC and Improve Digital.

The Identity Ecosystem Marketplace includes at least six major roles, as illustrated here. A single organization may fill multiple roles in any given Identity Ecosystem transaction. Some of the definitions here may differ or even conflict with official NSTIC definitions, usually because the official definitions lack clarity within the context of this analysis.

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