This year, Santa delivered a brand new Platinum Edition Jungle Gym 3000... AKA, "Dad.

There must be some way out of here...

What a Flirt. It's like he doesn't even have to try. He must get it from his Dad.

No, you can't... they're my acorns.

Rock Creek Canyon holds so many cool discoveries.

Halloween, 2007. He's a Chinese Prince. No, he doesn't have pink wings. Emma, a princess, is standing behind him.

Yes. We're terrible, terrible parents- we admit it. But look at those poor puppy dog eyes. I think they each have a gallon of tears.

We're still working on reducing collateral spray.

I don't have to share this with Emma, Do I?

Waterlogging Your Child: 101- A graduate level course taught by Aaron Titus.

You should have seen his reaction when he discovered dandelions.

I have never been cooler in my life, then as a Dad showing Christopher how to blow bubbles.

Water Fight! Dad- you're it!

Like Son, Like Father.

So, George Washington and James Madison walk into a bar...

...and then James Madison says, 'Hey! that's no duck, it's a Federalist!'

Does anybody have any soap? My shadow seems to have gotten away.

Who gave you permission to grow up so quickly?

At the "Tulip Library" in Washington, D.C.

Guess who knows he's hot stuff?