"So, I decided to take Grandma for a walk, but she got tired."

So what exactly do you say to get a duck to start trotting? "Geddy-kwuck?"

I love my Kevin.

I can't put my arms down!

...and while his father was distracted, little Kevin hatched a plot to take over the world.

It's no wonder that he's a lady's man.

Yes, we found him growing here.

Yeah, we couldn't believe it, either...

My boys. Kevin really does have a neck... promise.

I bet you just smiled.

What Christopher doesn't realize is that Kevin is laughing at the thing sticking out of his nose.

Why use Benadryl when you can knock your kid out with one of these?

I'm going to eat it!

... and where exactly do you think you're going?

I think he was born with a sense of humor.

My cute, chubby little boy.

A third set of beautiful Titus kids' eyes. We're batting a thousand.

Chubba. This one is definitely on that line between absolutely adorable, and something he'll be made fun of in ten years.

This is about how I feel whenever I look at them. I love being a dad.

No, really, I'm fine...