This unwieldy duck was no match for the master wrangler.

That scarf lasted about 30 seconds. Please note the backward mittens. She insisted that the thumbs point outward, since they were of no use to her.

Fall, in our back yard.

Monkey Girl, just before bed time.

Daddy's Girl. She looks just like me, when I was this age.

Future Bouncer. I know who I want on my team.

I have Tonsils!!

I wish there was a way to spell, "Aacchhhkkkckkckckggckhc!!!!" If anyone knows how, let me know.

Perhaps we should draw a little clearer line between "affection" and Jujitsu.

Look! A plane! Emma is the best plane-spotter on the east coast.

My little girl certainly is growing up.

Believe it or not, these are Emma's eyes- just as wide and startling as Christopher's.

We caught this picture just seconds before she was transported to another planet.

These two rising stars have had to take extreme measures to protect themselves in public, since aarontitus.net began bringing them unprecedented national publicity.

...19 ...20 ... 21... no, wait, that can't be right. Last week she was going to be a dentist. This week she's going to be a podiatrist.

Baby? Baby! Baby... Baby! Baby!...... Baby.

This basket is way bigger than the one I get at Easter, and there's a baby inside!

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!

Oooh... a hat. I'm sure he won't be needing that.