Already fighting off the girls. He must get his magnetism from his dad.

OK, this has nothing to do with parenthood, but I got to go sailing in the Patuxent River. That was cool.

Hot Mamma on the Runway.

Give me a hand, I have almost tamed this wild beast!

Hot Mamma :-)

Jen, six months pregnant with our second, a little girl, due September 22, 2006.

Look into my eyes... You're getting sleepy...

Aw, come on Mom, get up and play! Why are you laying down? We're CAMPING!

Man, camping is great.

I've never seen this before. I had better taste it to make sure it's safe.

OK, Mom. Let's try this again. When I pull myself up by your pant legs and wipe snot all over your pants, that means, 'Pick me up.'

Oooh- a 6.1 megapixel SLR Cannon Digital Rebel Camera, with a 1GB Compact Flash memory chip. That will make me smile any day.

Dad, do you realize that this steering wheel doesn't work? You ought to get it fixed.

No, I've never been to the ocean, why do you ask?

I think a bug just flew in my mouth. Don't worry... I'll get it.

Did you hear Dad's Joke? It was HILLARIOUS! OK, two guys are talking to a bear, and one turns around...

No way! You went to Napa High School, too?

Joe stood watch on the top of the hill, for about 30 minutes, until the kids knocked him down.

Here's Joe the Giant- he's taller than Dad!